Oh. (Russ L going to and fro in the Earth)

I went on holiday. This is significant because I don’t do it very often, although I don’t feel like writing anything much. It was lovely, that’ll do you. We stopped at The George Metro Hotel, which I would recommend.

A tip, though - if a Scotsman ever tells you your last ferry back is at “Twenty to ten,” make sure they’re not actually saying “22:10.” Doh.